meowrailsprite:

stormybabe:

ileliberte:

devildoll:

prrb:

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

(via randomstuff4life)

Love my two-faced baby

Love my two-faced baby

comedycentral:

Good morning!
[workaholics]

comedycentral:

Good morning!

[workaholics]

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(via adapto)

I can’t even laugh about silicon valley due to the copious amounts of anxiety that game of thrones just gave me.

gutterdyke:

dr-cormier:

lightspeedsound:

divergentshadowhunting:

thedadruiner:

o shit

setting the record straight

Oh look, the media casually blaming underaged girls for their unwilling involvement with adult men

 

you go girl

(Source: nayariverasunderboob, via iflourish)

I’ve become addicted Catfish

So excited for Game of Thrones tonight

So excited for Game of Thrones tonight

I’ll go MY OWN FUCKING way

I’ll go MY OWN FUCKING way

(Source: lovequotesrus, via scratchess)

Story of my life, right now. I wasted almost 2 years on 2 bitches that never cared. I left it in their hands to fix things and got ganged up on. It just showed their true selves. Glad I know now, glad I’m not wasting more time than I already have on people who NEVER cared.

Story of my life, right now. I wasted almost 2 years on 2 bitches that never cared. I left it in their hands to fix things and got ganged up on. It just showed their true selves. Glad I know now, glad I’m not wasting more time than I already have on people who NEVER cared.

(Source: weheartit.com, via scratchess)

"

I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.

Then sex.

"

— Unknown (via nessainky)

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